Dr. Steven Jones, President of Bob Jones University, announced today in chapel (the official "platform" of BJU) that we are not having Starbucks coffee ever, ever, EVER AGAIN at good ol' BJU... Know why? Cup #43 in their "The Way I See It" line carries a quote from a gay person endorsing the gay lifestyle....
*cricket, cricket*
Okay, if I left it there people would most likely be saying stuff like "Of course, those bigots in their whited fundamentalist towers WOULD be doing stuff like that. Yup, going off the deep end is BJ's specialty. Gay quotes on coffee cups equals Starbucks mystically subverting young people's minds. But BJ is doing that already, aren't they? Well, that explains why they'd want to get rid of the competition."
**Please notice the quotes there! I am playing the Devil's Advocate (and a very good one at that, I must admit. sounds really antagonistic, doesn't it?). This does not in any way reflect the official opinion of anyone officially connected to the school. That means me, zacfoo.**
So, you can probably guess what the topic of conversation at lunch today was. You guessed it: music....
But, wait! Wasn't that whole thing about "gayness" and "coffee" and "hypnotic powers" important enough for a conversation piece. Sounds controversial to me. And you know how college students love talking about controversy.
I should back up. Dr. J went on to explain WHY we were doing that. Back in September, "#43" caught people's eyes here at the Institution. Mr. President promptly wrote a letter to everybody in Starbucks corporate kindly asking for an easy explanation as to why they are selling such "potentially" offensive material especially when they have Christians, soccer moms, and good ol' fashioned-family values people consuming this stuff (coffee, and gayness to this one aspect) on a highly regular basis. (I have no problems with drinking a lot of coffee, Starbucks or not, and paying for it too.) They got back to him in November. Yah, that late... Like they didn't care. But the guy from Starbucks said they did care, that they were getting a lot of negative feedback from the paying public, and were talking about doing something about it after the Holidays. He promised to call back in less than 2 weeks. After 3 weeks of no contact with Starbucks, Dr. J sends a total of 8 emails/phone calls none of which are returned, answered, or apparently cared about. The regional sales guy from our area even called the corporate dude and told him we were somebody to be reckoned with. They still didn't care.
Thus, we don't have Starbucks anymore. And I agree with the school on this one. BJ was patient, kind, considerate, tactful, and concerned. They were even humanitarian, reaching beyond the Bubble to remind Starbucks that other people shared in their displeasure. But all to no avail, apparently. Starbucks couldn't care less.
So, us lunchers talked about music instead...
Does Starbucks have an agenda? I don't know, but this makes them suspect.
The whole thing is really ridiculous: Starbucks has the whole world of books and authors and smart people to quote from on their cups. But they choose to use a gay man (I'll give 'em that; homosexuals can truth too) and his gay-promoting quote (not good) to encourage English-speaking youth (people like me and younger; like, YOUR KIDS) to explore and experiment with gayness. That is just plain wrong.
Sorry, Starbucks. You are no longer my cup o' tea. Even if you try to make up for it with a Rick Warren quote...
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